Alex Guzman

Slow mo king Cute, Kind, Perfect, My world

person a: who is your crush

Person b: alex guzman

Person a: who is that

Person b: search him up

by blesivswifey November 9, 2019

Hoagie Nose Gorman

Derrogatory term used to describe males with huge noses. Usually still living at home while in the 20's. Only known cure is severing the nasal cavity at the base of nose. Hair style of choice is usually a mowhawk.

"Man why is that hot chick walking with that hoagie nose gorman?"

by JSCAL2338 August 23, 2006

gorman

The coolest man alive

beyonce:OMG ITS GORMAN! Sex him up!

by DuoShot January 17, 2008

Gohman

Someone who goes tanning, and works at Express also could be called a Parisella.

That Gohman is going to get cancer one day from all those tanning rays!

by Captiano Americano May 21, 2006

Guzman

a person having the rare talents of both guzzling men and fitting large amounts of eggs in the anal cavity.

"WOW, I had no idea Joe was such a guzman...although I'm not entirely surprised."

by Hessus Christophe April 25, 2008

gorman

(Verb) To wipe your ass incorrectly. Performed by putting your arm between your legs and wiping downwards.

"Wow, I just gormaned and got shit all over my balls"

by W. H. Orrs September 22, 2006

Gorman Uncertainty Theory

As H (homosexuality) and E (egotism) approach infinity, the Gorman hypothesis becomes easier to complete. The Gorman hypothesis is as follows:

A person cannot masturbate to completion if they are looking in a mirror thinking about themselves masturbating in a mirror thinking about... etc.

Toby tried to masturbate in the bus bathroom but could not finish in front of the mirror thus proving the Gorman Uncertainty Theory.

by F.M.A.M.G. March 4, 2010