gospel girl

Dumb stoopid poeple named Sabrina

( she is crazy)

Here comes the gospel girl again

by Jaqeees May 31, 2022

Audacious Gospelous

Audaciously Gospelous (adj) or Audacious Gospelous (n): species of human that insists on playing and singing their private music aloud for all to hear.

That guy in the gym is an audacious gospelous for singing loud enough to hear above the trap music in his own earbuds. We all pay a lot of money for this gym, but we gotta hear this…

by M.27 November 5, 2023

Gospel chortle

The short laugh you hear from a pastor at the end of almost every sentence, especially when sharing the Gospel

For the Lord said-huh (gospel chortle) unless you are born again-huh, no man shall enter the Kingdom of heaven. Can I get an Amen-huh?

by CreativeDisciple97 November 23, 2017

Garbage In, Gospel Out

Garbage In, Gospel Out: A phrase used to describe the process in which false or misleading information (the "garbage") is entered into official records, documents, or systems and then treated as absolute truth (the "gospel") simply because it has been recorded. The phrase highlights how once incorrect data is documented, it gains an undeserved level of credibility and authority, often leading to manipulation or deception. This is commonly seen in legal, medical, and institutional contexts where fabricated or false information is accepted as fact and used to discredit individuals or cover up wrongdoing.

"Officer John Jacko Romero wrote a completely fabricated police report, claiming an incident occurred when absolutely nothing happened. There was no contact, no 911 call, and I was out shopping the entire day. I only found out about this false report when I was later served with a temporary restraining order that included it. This is a perfect example of garbage in, gospel out—he invented the report out of thin air, and now it’s treated as if it’s the truth."

by Watchlist Subject 9596690-00 September 12, 2024

Gospelization

Gospelization is the act of making things gospel that should not be.

Omg!!! If I see one more video of the gospelization of a secular song, I’m going to scream!!!

by The original Queen Bee August 12, 2019

Gospel Of David

The thing muslims use for evidence that rebecca was 3 even though it doesn't exist

Muslim: According to the Gospel Of David, rebecca was 3 years old

Christian: The Gospel Of David Does not exist

by Boba14 April 14, 2024

Good gospel

Any good news related to making money or starting a business

John: What’s good, bruh? What’s the “good gospel”?

Anthony: Just been slang in and about to cash in this c note ($100) for some new kicks.

OR

John: Got any “good gospel” you wanna share?
Anthony: yea man. Ima get hired by at this new job off 135th and Broadway. Gotta stay on my grand and hustle cause these bills don’t pay themselves.

by GrimReaper12344 March 16, 2021