The act of excreting shit, puke, and piss from your body all at the same time, mostly done while passed out after a night of drinking, but has been known to be performed while wide awake.
"It's just one of those nights where I'm gonna get real real hammered and gorf all over myself later."

"Man, that kid got so hammered last night he gorfed himself while his girlfriend was in the bed!"
by Hamma6885 September 11, 2008
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A declaration of friendship or excitement, much like a combination of the uses of "Hey there!" and "Whoa!" and "What's up?"; a pact of silly nature with the intent of showing affability
"Smish Ooble De Gorf!" she shouted to her friend across the cafeteria. He turned with a grin and laughed back. He happily reponded, "Smish Ooble De Gorf!"

"Smish Ooble De Gorf!" he shouted as the bag flew out of his arms, its contents cascading down teh stairs.
by James Cole April 29, 2008
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The act of smoking Marijuana.. can be used as a noun as well in place of the word Marijuana.
Let's go gorf and hit a pizza buffet.
That's some awesome gorf
by The Altimin' Boosk September 23, 2017
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Someone who knows a necessary amount of facts about frogs. Coined by technoblade in a 2016 sky wars video titled "i like frogs"
The gorf over there is destroying us in this sky wars match.
by Technooooooooo April 3, 2021
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Frog spelled backwards
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Gorf?~Technoblade, 23 Nov 2016
Frog spelled backwards is gorF. This could come in handy some day.
by My name is UwU for now September 23, 2021
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Frog spelled backwards is gorf!
person 1: hey do you know about gorf?
person 2: yeah frog spelled backwards is gorf!
by waw waw waw September 13, 2020
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