garchomp

the most badass 4th generation pokemon. Seriously, he is a f***ing land shark, although he's a dragon and ground type.

My lv.50 garchomp Pwned you lv. 100 mewtwo

by pokeguru January 14, 2008

Goochface

When someone has a beard that is identical to the hair on your gooch.

Haha, you have a goochface!

by zerglemangooberdoodlebounder January 6, 2011

Gooch Powder

powder that you rub on your gooch. usually gold bond foot powder.you would use this for sports (usually) so that your sack/ gooch area would stay cool.

Me and my boys are hittin' walgreens to get some Gooch Powder

by APizzle10 January 22, 2009

Gooch Hook

adjective- to gooch hook.

- similar to the Fish Hook however the finger is first rubbed on the gooch before hooking the unsuspecting's mouth. Can be used during intercourse or as a simple greeting between friends. A more tricky manuver is the Double Gooch Hook

Mick "Bloody Screech snuck up and gooch hooked me in the club the other night, havn't seen him for ages..

Dan "Struth, sneeky bugger"
Mick "I got him back though, while he was at the bar i got him with the ol' double gooch hook!"

by King of Gooch July 6, 2009

Gooch wagon

A gooch wagon is when you are riding scissors gooch to gooch on the new frontier in a covered wagon.

Preston was riding gooch wagon all the way to the game.

by The stavster April 16, 2011

Toasty Gooch

A temporary condition usually obtained when ones genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ballsack to the asshole) are doused in extreme heat or boiling liquids.

During the wacky Mack session the boiling water in the water maker over-flowed onto his gooch causing an extremely rare case of toasty gooch.

by dsoffer July 24, 2014

Quindarious Gooch

A known enemy to quandale dingle. He walks deviously ASF and like to spread niggas ass cheeks on wednsdays. This nigga is a one of a kind popeyes employe, if you see him and quandale dingle toegether run. He is also a relative of juandale pringle. Juandale pringle is known for screaming "Nigger" On the streets of brooklyn and O-Block.

Oh shit, its quindarious gooch run from that nigger!!

by guiltymf April 24, 2022