A portmanteau of the words, "Gnarly," and "Fart."
intr. v. (gnarted, gnarting, gnarts) To expel smelly or awful sounding farts.
n. A thunderous and or rank fart.
intr. v. (gnarted, gnarting, gnarts) To expel smelly or awful sounding farts.
n. A thunderous and or rank fart.
by RedBathTub February 25, 2011
Get the Gnart mug.Another name for God, is also coincidentally the name of a dude in the 1951 movie "The day the earth stood still" but that literally has nothing to do with it.
The term gort is used if you decide you would like to see God in the form of a Capybara rather than a wrinkly old man.
The term gort is used if you decide you would like to see God in the form of a Capybara rather than a wrinkly old man.
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Get the gnartic mug.What does Gnosticism mean? Plain and simple…it means rebelling against and breaking free of the conformity set forth to us by religious dogma. That same Dogma that, for centuries, has instilled unbelievable fear and guilt upon the masses. It means dispelling all the fear based untruths about God and our eternal Souls by bringing reasoning and intelligence into the equation
Gnosticism has been linked to the New Age movement. This so-called New Age movement isn’t so new. In fact, it is older than time. Gnosticism was around long before the time of Buddha or the time of Jesus, and it came about way before the Old Testament. The whole world believed in it, totally and completely--we have had many lives.
So who are we? We are Gnostics--not agnostics.
As Gnostics ...
We base our path to God on not so much as faith as we do reason.
We know that Anything that can be asked can & will be answered.
We know there are no mysteries.
Believing on faith alone is exhausting.
Reason is what we bring you.
We know that the reasonable idea is that we keep progressing, that whatever wrongdoings have been done to us, they are ultimately for a reason.
Nothing is random or pointless.
What you have to realize is that Gnosticism does not care whether you are Lutheran, Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, or Buddhist. Gnosticism is an addition to your existing beliefs…not a replacement for them.
The knowlege of Gnosticisim is this...
* To Love not fear God
* To Get rid of guilt
* To Show that through many lifetimes you perfect your soul, then return to the Other Side
This is the knowledge that will help you progress faster and not have to come back so many times. If you want to…that’s fine. But I am sure most everyone is weary of it, or they would not be searching.
We are tired of the guilt, of the fear, and of laboring through life.
We know Life is hard, but we also know it doesn’t mean it cannot be wonderful…free of guilt & fear.
Gnosticism has been linked to the New Age movement. This so-called New Age movement isn’t so new. In fact, it is older than time. Gnosticism was around long before the time of Buddha or the time of Jesus, and it came about way before the Old Testament. The whole world believed in it, totally and completely--we have had many lives.
So who are we? We are Gnostics--not agnostics.
As Gnostics ...
We base our path to God on not so much as faith as we do reason.
We know that Anything that can be asked can & will be answered.
We know there are no mysteries.
Believing on faith alone is exhausting.
Reason is what we bring you.
We know that the reasonable idea is that we keep progressing, that whatever wrongdoings have been done to us, they are ultimately for a reason.
Nothing is random or pointless.
What you have to realize is that Gnosticism does not care whether you are Lutheran, Catholic, Jewish, Protestant, or Buddhist. Gnosticism is an addition to your existing beliefs…not a replacement for them.
The knowlege of Gnosticisim is this...
* To Love not fear God
* To Get rid of guilt
* To Show that through many lifetimes you perfect your soul, then return to the Other Side
This is the knowledge that will help you progress faster and not have to come back so many times. If you want to…that’s fine. But I am sure most everyone is weary of it, or they would not be searching.
We are tired of the guilt, of the fear, and of laboring through life.
We know Life is hard, but we also know it doesn’t mean it cannot be wonderful…free of guilt & fear.
by *Dee* June 12, 2006
Get the Gnostic mug.combination of geek nerd and dork. originated in the flute sections of a Kentuckian marching band. can also mean a world of warcraft nerd, idiot, uncool person, etc.
adjective form = gnorky
adjective form = gnorky
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