Glorping

The act of smoking weed with someone before Christmas dinner, followed by oral sex in the woods.

Kye Pelchat: Dude i totally went glorping with my cousin this christmas.
School Counselour: dude i didnt need to hear that

by Cockle In Sheets December 17, 2024

glorping

putting a person in bondage machine to stretch arms and legs growing the person than having sexual relations with said person.

yo bifur i was glorping her last night it was wild!

by jaxenlmao January 5, 2025

Glumping

Giving a ugly ass nigger named troy a alabama hot pocket

We are ALL glumping

by Pierre Da goat January 30, 2025

Glueping

The art of using ones semen to glue things together

That man over there ran out of wood glue so he was Glueping the two pieces of wood together.

by Rizzmoggers February 7, 2025

Glorping

Glorping is when you stick a hot metal rod into the asshole of a dead animal in an effort to rip the shit out of its ass.

He was glorping that dead hog last night it was disgusting!

by PPpoopooman768676 April 9, 2025

Glurking

Glurking is when you shit and piss into a toilet and then get a cup and scoop up the "Glurk" and gurgle it.

Hey jake do you have to piss im in the mood for glurking!

by E2trappyv2.0Manigga September 2, 2025

Glurking

1. The state of being physically stuck in one spot (usually on a couch or bed) because you are "doom-scrolling" or "rot-watching" content, despite having a full bladder, hunger, or urgent chores.

2. A specific type of "social glue" where one lingers in a doorway or at the edge of a conversation, unable to either fully join in or successfully leave.

"I was supposed to leave for the gym an hour ago, but I’ve just been glurking on TikTok for the last forty minutes."

I tried to say goodbye at the party, but then I got caught glurking by the coat rack for ten minutes because I didn't want to interrupt their story."

by glurkmaster January 9, 2026