glonky

Glonky means that something is topheavy or uncoordinated looking.

Hey look at that Suzuki Forenza station wagon... with that bulbous body and tiny narrow wheels it looks so deformed and glonky!

by RufusInBton April 9, 2007

Gunky

You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.

This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'

a: "but he's not hunky!"

b: "well he's not goofy!"

a: "ooh ok, hes gunky!"

by BeefCalamityJaneBlondielicious May 9, 2009

gunky

When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky

I gunky my girlfriend last night and the dumb bitch was pissed in the morning!

by johnnyrockit May 7, 2007

Glurky

When you have an upset stomach. Your stomach is making a glurk sound.

My stomach is glurky.

by KelMys April 9, 2017

gunky

The consistency of the matter in your eyes when you wake up from a hard sleep.

When I woke up this morning, my eyes were all gunky.

by D Lu January 17, 2008

Grunky

Adj. looking like or dressing as a slovenly or homely older woman

resembling an ugly granny

Damn, nice panties girl. You so grunky!

by jupitergo September 7, 2006

glunk

the stuff in your pants after you have a wet dream.

dude, i had an awsome dream. i found glunk in my pants the next morning.

by torra borra May 18, 2004