AILD gloves

figurative items known to put one into a mindset needed to allow for the creation of awesome metal music. "AILD," standing for one of the most progressive and amazing bands today, As I Lay Dying.

"Hey Keith, don't forget to wear your AILD gloves to band practice today."

:mumble mumble mumble grumble:

by Squeedilyspooch July 26, 2006

ugly bumpin gloves

item used during sexual intercourse to prevent many sexually transmitted diseases and significantly decreases chances of producing offspring.

Examples: condom, love glove, dick cover, rubber, cum bum, dick liner, rain coat, little german space suit

Zip wanted to have sexual intercourse with a female, but he didn't have any ugly bumpin gloves and certainly didn't want children in his near future.

by assfacezip April 13, 2008

drop your gloves

when players of two opposing teams take off and drop their gloves in order to fight the other player/team authentically. usually in hockey and lacrosse

you gotta drop your gloves if you wanna fight him!

by j. Cole July 17, 2016

Cherry picking gloves

Make targets easier to achieve.

He's smashed the target, thanks to those cherry picking gloves

by Braveheart 16.5% February 11, 2017

Union gloves

A slang term referring a person's pockets, usually the front pants packets. This is taken from the perception that union workers stand around with their hands in their pockets instead of actually working.

It was cold outside, so I shoved my hands in my union gloves

by nyjyrk October 1, 2010

Kid Gloves

A euphemism meaning "one must handle carefully"
To treat someone with a different set of standards, different language, different expectations.
To soft-talk an individual, sparing them the gory details of reality.

Gotta use kid gloves on females, because they can't handle reality.

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019

hammer gloves

Describing when someone is about to do something gnarly, a great feat. usually relating to skateboarding, or other extreme sports manuevers. see also hammers

"Oh, man, joey put on his hammer gloves and totally back lipped that 12"

by shawn March 9, 2004