woah glowser

A person who goes to a gym but doesn't work out while pretending to know everything about working out and weightlifting but actually doesn't , because all They ever do is just walk around for the sole purpose of finding someone to go out with on a date.

I'm Not sure how to use this

CrossFit training machine. Maybe we should ask that guy that just walked by? Nah he's just another woah glowser. OK I'm just stating to learn gym lingo. what's a woah glowser?
Someone who doesn't know anything about working out , he just goes around scoping the gym to try pick up women.

by [e-mail] April 21, 2017

Nikki glaser

When one of the party’s during oral sex is terrible and the other points and laughs !

Yo last night she was totally being a Nikki glaser

by Kat rod and super Steve August 15, 2022

A Danny Glover Moment

The feeling that after an incident of debauchery, foolishness, partying or carousing which that exhausts an individual of all physical, mental and emotional faculties. It is at this point when said indidividual realizes they are "getting too old for this shit".

Taken from Glover's oft-repeated line throughout the Lethal Weapon movie franchise.

"Man, I'm having a Danny Glover Moment after all that blow we did last night."

"I woke up this morning way past hung-over. I woke up in a Danny Glover Moment."

"I got shot down at the bar by three different girls last night. Total Danny Glover Moment."

by Roos26 October 29, 2012

Rubber Glover

Someone who whacks off wearing a rubber glove on their wanking hand

Man, Bens at it again, that guys such a rubber glover lately

by Alan Hazlehurst May 25, 2008

Boss Gooser

A gentleman who is particularly successful with women, and is instantly recognisable as such by his fellow men, but surprisingly not by women.

He has shagged so many women he is truly a boss gooser.

by theletch January 4, 2010

glower

To look or stare angrily at mentally wishing to punch in the tant.

The boyfriend just glowered as his drunk-ass girlfriend danced up on me.

by ifuckedurgf September 29, 2008

Danny Glover

-Verb.
The act of accomplishing a task that far surpasses your likely abilities.

Dude. You totally 'Danny Glovered' that predator!

by tConns February 14, 2010