Glonk

To be in an emotional state where you are lusting or pining for a committed long term relationship, yet at the same time, are wishing to keep the freedom of being single.

"Mate not even being funny I need a wife so bad."

"No you don't lad, you're just Glonking rn. Stay evil."

by Grobert January 21, 2024

Glonk The Wizz

A term used to describe smoking the drug marijuana, usually accompanied by friends.

Friend 1: Hey dude, wanna go glonk the wizz?
Friend 2: Hell yeah, let's go get high!

by QUEERHOMOMAN December 4, 2024

Glonked

a situation where you need to think of a plan/solution.

I accidentally hit the guitar, i broke it. I'm clearly glonked.

by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025

Glink Glonk

The act of layering clothes on top of each other to showcase how much of your wardrobe you can wear at once.

Specifically: A 'Glink' is the amount of underwear worn. and 'Glonk' is all other types of clothing.

You can discreetly be hitting a 12 Glink under your regular daily wear. or go all out with a 40 Glink Glonk to showcase your stature.

"Yo bro Jaydan hit a 48 Glink Glonk last night. shit went hard."
*Me currently wearing 10 pairs of underwear* "These guys have no idea im hitting a 10 Glink right now."

by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024

Glonking

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021

Glink Glonk Skadizzle

The act of going in a clothing store, taking clothes off the rack and wearing as many layers as possible, then walking out without paying.

Me :"Bro i just hit a 60 Glink Glonk Skadizzle last night. Peek the fit pic i got in the mirror before I bolted."
Friend: "Holy shit dude how did you wear that many clothes at once? You must be the Glink Glonk God."

by J-Money.Vegas July 5, 2024

Little glonk

Glonk but little

Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist

by Little glonk August 6, 2021