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Glazered

To have a reversal of fortune that is well deserved. Similar to being Munsoned.
He decided to stop paying taxes and was eventually Glazered by the IRS.
by Chinyano March 11, 2025
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Weezer Glazer

Guy who glazes Weezer
by PixelyGuy December 17, 2023
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Colorado glazer

The act of a man coming inside of a woman’s vagina, then proceeding to finger her until she comes. The man then removes his fingers and allows them to dry, creating a glaze. Both individuals then select one finger to collectively lick clean.
Bro 1: How was the sex last last night?
Bro 2: Good, except for the morning breath after a Colorado glazer.
by A4 Notorious May 13, 2020
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Glazer

Zi'yeir is such a fucking glazer ong.
by Anti Glazer July 9, 2023
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Liv Glazer

A pretty model for primark and forever 21. The most caring and funniest person you could ever meet.
"Hey look! Liv Glazer advertised these jeans!"
by yoitsadele June 11, 2018
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Glazer

1: Something or someone bad
2: Someone who likes one topic too much (they think it's the best or smth)
3: A dick rider
One Piece isn't even that good, you're such a glazer (2)
by theOGglazer February 22, 2024
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20th Century Glazer

A loud (enough) minority that worships anything (usually music or creative media) dated as 19XX, or regarding the 20th century. Most of the glazers are 90s-2000s kids, although a good amount are just nostalgic old people. Quotes to spot them: "todAy's MuSic SucKs", "I wAs BoRn iN tHe WrOng GenErAtion", "tHe 80s wAs sUch a BetTer eRa", etc. While there is some logic behind the statement (Only so many chords and melodies and ideas exist, inflation and worse living standards), the past was not exactly a better place (discrimination, less technology, less knowledge, {more likely to die, and/or get fucked over in life because of the two previous disadvantages} etc.)
"Hey did you listen to the new songs released this year"
"UmM, aCtuALly I tHinK mUsIc NoWaDays sUcks"
"Goddamnit, it's a fucking 20th Century Glazer"
by unknownmofo07 December 30, 2024
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