Giuliani Nine-Eleven

Like a Bakers Dozen for eleven things instead of thirteen.
Adding one more to a 12 makes it a bakers dozen. Adding one more to 10 makes it a Giuliani 9/11.

Well, we thought Lady was just going to have 10 puppies but there was one more to make it a Giuliani Nine-Eleven.

by jess v November 29, 2007

self-inflicted Giuliani wound

Slang sardonic phrase describing what happens to anyone who engages in anything with Rudy Bananas.

When the Mobster in Chief first engaged his old NYC buddy, he may have figured it would all lead to a self-inflicted Giuliani wound but he may have figured he was valiantly choosing his own fate.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 13, 2019

Giuliani Shirt Tuck

An inside the pants handjob.

Madame Jade's Spa is running a special on their Giuliani Shirt Tucks.

by Tug Handy October 23, 2020

Tooty Giuliani

Nickname awarded the disgraced former Mayor of New York after audibly farting during the Michigan Voter Fraud Hearing. Jenna Ellis, his co-conspirator, could be seen recoiling in disgust.

Fellow prison inmate shouts at his cellmate, 'Hey Tooty Giuliani, don't be stinking up our cell with you nasty, wet farts.'

by LaughingAloud December 15, 2023

Giuliani

Verb: The act of farting loudly in public

Bob pulled a Giuliani at the office party.

by Everybodysanexpert December 10, 2020

Giuliani

A prolonged fart consisting of a rapid series of 3 or more sub-farts.
The anal version of raspberry sound.

DJT made a Giuliani as he walked onto the plane.

by anonymous September 19, 2023

Giuliani Tuck

To masturbate, to pleasure oneself.

I caught my little brother doing a Giuliani Tuck in his bedroom.

by anonymous November 17, 2020