Alaskan Geyser

Filling a person(s) butthole with boiling water and then having them emitting the water from their asshole spraying your face and melting off the outer layer of skin.

Man i cant wait for my skin to grow back from the Alaskan Geyser Morgan Freeman gave me last night.

by Geyser Finder March 6, 2011

geymes

To mess with someone with no intentions of being together, only for temporary satisfaction

Bro, are you and (insert name) together?

Naaa she’s playing geymes.

by GeymeMaster May 28, 2019

Gaymer Noggo

When your playing a game while your gay friend blows you till you cum

I was having fun playing minecraft then my friend Gaymer Noggoed me

by My Dog Weighs Like 5 Inches December 1, 2019

Pussy geyser

When you fuck your girl so hard that when she orgasms she squirts out her pussy juice like a water geyser.

"Mate you should have seen it my bitch had a pussy geyser the other night, it was a sight to behold"

by Tittyspanker47 January 21, 2017

Ainsley Guymer

Ainsley is an amazing girl. She can do anything! She lights up a room as soon as she walks into it. She is an amaing singer and you would be lucky to be her friend, Is that ainsley guymer over there wow shes glowing!

I know ainsley guymer! Wow you're so lucky!

by haleighannalexisamazibggirlie December 28, 2018

swamp geyser

A swamp geyser is the act of filling someone's bellybutton full of piss,and semen. Then turning around to shart it all into their face.

Timothy:Bro what happened to your face ?
Shawn: oh, Marge gave me a swamp geyser last night but I haven't been able to clean it all off yet.

by Bert's berd February 18, 2022

lactating boner geyser

A Male specimen having an incredible orgasm.

Oh god, Oh god, I'm going to have lactating boner geyser

by Schwing33 May 31, 2015