A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.
"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015
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The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.
The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.
J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"
P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"
"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"
P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"
"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"
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After engaging in anal sex, the penis is dressed like German dish with sauerkraut and German toppings alike. The other individual performs fellatio on the German dish, which tastes similar to a regular German meal.
Most common toppings; Saurkraut, spicy mustard, cheese, and semen (best served hott)
Works well when accompanied with a Shitler (see term for more details)
Most common toppings; Saurkraut, spicy mustard, cheese, and semen (best served hott)
Works well when accompanied with a Shitler (see term for more details)
I asked this slut what kind of food she was in the mood for. She said German, so I parked the car and made her a German Taco. Lesson: Always keep sauerkraut in you're car.
by @Longhairshortd September 22, 2012
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Get the Germoid mug.The German Totem pole is a sexual act which requires a minimum of three men, sitting on each other's lap, resembling a totem pole. They each insert their phallic member (which at this point should be rock hard) into the man above. A woman could be positioned at the top of the totem pole for decorative purposes only.
Oh man you rocked the top of the German Totem pole last night! Your arse was packed!
Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
Did you hear about Steve? He was at the bottom of a 10 man German Totem Pole last night, he came for days
by Peanut Butter Dick December 4, 2013
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