When your homie buys you a strap on and you each fuck your girlfriend while the strap on is attached to homies ass and he’s fucking you
by Handle Dis Dick July 31, 2020
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by KEMMA SLAY June 26, 2016
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by totallyurmom March 21, 2022
Get the no-no german mustache man mug.Ugandan 1: I'm making German food.
Ugandan 2: German food?
Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.
Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.
Ugandan 2: German food?
Ugandan 1: Yeah. We found German tourists, we're cooking them.
Ugandan 2: Ohhh. Very, very good. Delicious. Save me the head like Predator.
by mojo72400 February 21, 2018
Get the German food mug.A large breed of dog known in the winter, summer and fall as a german shepherd; it morphs every spring into a large ball of fluff that leaves wool on every available surface.
by Amperage September 27, 2007
Get the german shedder mug.Italian journalist...famous for his blasfemies. His partners use to trick him while he was readind the news in TV and he used to get really pissed off and call the name of god mixing him with several funny things...please close the door!
Somebody started to mix Germano voice with famous songs, part of movies or cartoon! Very funny!
Somebody started to mix Germano voice with famous songs, part of movies or cartoon! Very funny!
No no no! Va in mona, meti na roba a tuto meti!
Ma che oooh!
Dio porco se venite avanti ancora ve do un punio!
Germano Mosconi!
Ma che oooh!
Dio porco se venite avanti ancora ve do un punio!
Germano Mosconi!
by Riccardo Grosso January 16, 2008
Get the germano mosconi mug.A German Crossbow is a male masturbation act in which the individual inserts a toothpick (preferably the club sandwich style ones with the frilly plastic ends to stabilize the flight pattern) into the urethra and "fires" said toothpick via ejaculation.
"Watch me pop this balloon with my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
"My girlfriend has to wear an eye patch due to an arrant German Crossbow."
"The only thing that gets me off nowadays is a German Crossbow."
"Hey, hold my beer and watch me fire my German Crossbow."
by Derelict-Dave December 6, 2015
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