Maybe the we are friendly, repent our past und make good stuff. But we are suffering from our bullshit government and we hate each other.
Bavarian: I wish Bavaria would become an unique country so I don't have to see these idiots from above anymore.
German politican: I get a lot of money for sleeping in the Bundestag. What a fucking great job! But now I will continue forbidding the internet, because I don't know what it is - so it has to disappear.
German punk: When we see a crowd of neo-nazis we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German neo-nazi: When we see a crowd of punks we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German metalhead: Man, I hate casting shows, so where is the next Manowar concert?
German emo: I only look like this because it's modern. Cool, huh?!
German hiphop-fan: I am a real hardcore gangster. People laugh at me, but I don't know why...I'm so sad.
German mainstreamer: Everybody who doesn't look like me is freaky.
German Apple-fanboy: I like every band which starts with "The" and to wear scarfs the whole damn year.
German liberal: I love every country out there, and Germany makes me sick!
Me: omg
German politican: I get a lot of money for sleeping in the Bundestag. What a fucking great job! But now I will continue forbidding the internet, because I don't know what it is - so it has to disappear.
German punk: When we see a crowd of neo-nazis we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German neo-nazi: When we see a crowd of punks we count them first and if there's only one guy more we run away. And we like a lot of beer.
German metalhead: Man, I hate casting shows, so where is the next Manowar concert?
German emo: I only look like this because it's modern. Cool, huh?!
German hiphop-fan: I am a real hardcore gangster. People laugh at me, but I don't know why...I'm so sad.
German mainstreamer: Everybody who doesn't look like me is freaky.
German Apple-fanboy: I like every band which starts with "The" and to wear scarfs the whole damn year.
German liberal: I love every country out there, and Germany makes me sick!
Me: omg
by good-old-manalishi January 9, 2008
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by your dad April 16, 2005
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The German language can be manly and angry, yet beautiful at the same time.
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FÜr Gott, Ehre, und Vaterland!
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by Stahljäger April 14, 2006
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by thatsooverrated April 30, 2014
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It has a population of at least 50 million people thinking they are required to be superficially friendly to migrants because of the dark past of Nazi government.
Since the 1960s the main import products are refugees from the Near East.
Politically Germany is the first country to have bans and redirections on diesel cars which makes German vehicles a lot cheaper in surrounding countries,
such as France.
In Germany political parties can be subdivided into the left and right wing as well as the Middle which calls itself the “People’s Party”.
Citizens in Germany own the habit to call everyone rightextreme whether a person is against new immigration from abroad or against the politics of the Middle.
The culture defines itself by basic values like democracy, liberty and Christianity.
According to the native German population there is a growing fear of Islamic dominance by the brutality of the Quaran and the high migration.
Everything summed up
the country is being pulled apart by the negative side effects of the Syrian conflict which ended up in massive refugee crowds invading the EU.
It has a population of at least 50 million people thinking they are required to be superficially friendly to migrants because of the dark past of Nazi government.
Since the 1960s the main import products are refugees from the Near East.
Politically Germany is the first country to have bans and redirections on diesel cars which makes German vehicles a lot cheaper in surrounding countries,
such as France.
In Germany political parties can be subdivided into the left and right wing as well as the Middle which calls itself the “People’s Party”.
Citizens in Germany own the habit to call everyone rightextreme whether a person is against new immigration from abroad or against the politics of the Middle.
The culture defines itself by basic values like democracy, liberty and Christianity.
According to the native German population there is a growing fear of Islamic dominance by the brutality of the Quaran and the high migration.
Everything summed up
the country is being pulled apart by the negative side effects of the Syrian conflict which ended up in massive refugee crowds invading the EU.
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