Gerijam

A geriatric traffic jam. They are know to exist in high concentrations near popular tourist attractions.

I went to see the Eiffel Tower, but it took five hours because I got stuck behind a gerijam.

by kreo10 July 10, 2022

Gerin's Disease

A seemingly terminal disease on which the patient lacks the ability to act like a normal person in the presence of the opposite sex. Other symptoms include posing for pictures with models at car shows with a completely frozen face and arms straight down instead of grabbing the model

I wanted to go and talk to that girl, but this damn Gerin's Disease won't let me!

by 666cr February 18, 2015

Gerica

A kind, sweet girl that really loves music and sports. She likes to have many varieties of friends, and can bond with a person quickly that has similar interests. She’s a smart and optimistic person, and wants to expand her life beyond the horizons of the undiscovered world.

Gerica is such a kind hearted soul, and she really likes a good adventure!!

by Depression .-. January 4, 2018

geRietveld

The act of not giving money back to the person you've loaned it from.

Person 1:"I loaned a friend 30 euro and he didn't give it back!"
Person 2:"Oh man, you just got geRietveld"
Person 1:"This is going to take me weeks and weeks to get back!"

by Stilborn October 1, 2007

GerIta

A yaoi pairing in Hetalia fandom. Germany and North Italy.

It is heavily hinted (but not confirmed) that Germany is in fact North Italy's long-lost childhood love, Holy Roman Empire.

Also, Germany puts up with Italy, lets him sleep in Germany's bed with him NAKED, and lets him off the hook on a lot of stuff.

Yes, many fangirls (including myself) have a field day with just those few simple facts.

P1: Did you read that new GerIta fic?
P2: Yeah, it was awesome!

OR

P1: Did you hear about GerIta?
P2: It makes a lot of sense, with all the facts RIGHT THERE.
P1: Tch. Fangirls don't need facts. They can make a pairing out of anything.

P2: True, true.

by Ze Mole June 27, 2009

geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

by CookPu69 February 2, 2020

GerIta

A semi canonical pairing of the characters Ludwig Beilshmidt, who is the personification of Germany and also is a fine lookin’ baked potato, and Feliciano Vargas, who is the personified Northern Italy. Both characters are from the anime hetalia . It is one of the most popular pairings in the hetalia fan base, because as aforementioned, it is semi canonical. Ludwig frequently puts up with felicano’s antics, let’s feliciano sleep next to him NAKED, and they spend a good amount of time together.

In the comic Buon San Valentino, felicano kisses Ludwig and gives him red roses, which are a german declaration of love. In return, Ludwig asks felicano out on a date and proposes to him, only for our little Italian heart breaker to get confused. It it unknown what happened, as the storyline was left dangling.

On an unrelated note, it has been heavily hinted that Ludwig is actually the Holy Roman Empire, who was felicano’s first love.

P1: have you heard about that Gerita fanfic Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart?
P2: no...
P1: *le gasp*

by .•*please kill me*•. June 11, 2018