Gemini

Everyone hates them just because of the month they were born in... logic? All the Geminis I’ve met are normal but I guess they’re supposed to be two faced??
But it’s okay for the Geminis because Horoscopes ain’t real ✌️

Karen: OMG I’m so sad my kids gonna be a Gemini

Becky: Karen you’re so dumb. Horoscopes don’t mean anything. I’m unfollowing you on Facebook now.

by Bcxfvnjgcccbbf April 14, 2019

The Gemini

A generic, yet strangely amusing term for a double-ended dildo.

Nothing brings two people together quite like The Gemini.

by Charlie Tang July 07, 2005

Gemini

A zodiac sign that you should fear.
No im not just saying that cause im a gemini.
But fucking Kokichi Ouma from Danganronpa V3 is one and you should fear him.

Guy 1: I hear Cookie is Gemini
Guy 2: Oh shit you better stay away from her.

by Itz_garbadge June 15, 2019

Gemini

The funniest people are gemini's. They are good at lying and are very kind. Gemini's can also be dangerous if you get on their bad side. They love animals.

Random1: That girl just a moment ago slapped their face and now shes in a good mood?
Random2: Shes a gemini.

by Random_WasTaken1 August 02, 2021

Gemini

literally the best sign of the entire zodiac.

a gemini person is someone who's actually de@d inside and at the same time can tell the best jokes. they're the main characters even if sometimes a gemini can be a little bit irritating...

A:did u know that jimmy had a god complex?

B:yeah, he must be a gemini lol

A:wait- i heard that someone is trying to rule the world... omg
B: yeah.. it's actually a gemini having his moment

by ripthatpussseeeyyaaay May 07, 2021

Gemini

Twin track roller coaster with train colors of red and blue reaching heights of 118 feet and speeds of 60 Mph. Located at Cedar Point, America's Roller Coast!

Enjoy your 2.40 second ride on the one and only Gemini.

by shawn01 June 06, 2005

Gemini

A whole ass bitch

“You’re a Gemini?”
“Yeah”
“Oh...”

by Special Agent Anthony Dinozzo August 15, 2019