Guilt-Free Three

The list of three celebrities that an individual is allowed to screw without receiving shit from his/her significant other. It is not likely that a person will ever need to employ the Guilt-Free Three, but it should be discussed in every relationship. Just in case.

Honey, I know you're not happy that I slept with David Bowie, but you really can't complain. I told you ages ago that he was in my Guilt-Free Three.

by Lard Boy August 5, 2007

Guilt tax

Guilt tax is the unspoken guilty feeling one has when they are recipients of a generous gift, and mostly likely, have failed to reciprocate at the equal level. The guilt tax is especially high during the holidays when wealthier parents or friends give lavish gifts.

Karen to sister Beth: "Oh my gosh, Mom got me this expensive bracelet for Hannukah and all I got her was a pepper mill."
Beth: "Too bad for you! You're going to be paying the guilt tax for months!"

by Funny Moms December 19, 2014

guiltiness

The state of having committed an offense.

"Guiltiness Pressed on their conscience" (Bob Marley and The Wailers)

by Adrian Montarce September 21, 2006

Guiltified

When one is found guilty beyond resonable doubt!

Look you moron, don't try to play me, you are guiltified and I have my posse to prove it!

by Jane Nazrat September 18, 2009

Guilt Airlines

The guilt trip feisty parents like to send their children on when the darlings have become too big to spank.

Sorry, dude, I can't rage with you tonight. My room is a mess and my dad just gave me a one-way ticket on Guilt Airlines.

by droogie toogie August 28, 2012

Guilt Ship

A ship or pairing that you won't admit you officially love yet (at least publicly). OR a ship that you think of as smutty more than fluffy.

oh those two? yeah they're my guilt ship.

by Off the wall Jamal July 1, 2015

White Privilege Guilt

The new term for the Millennial generation that used the term "white guilt" last decade, it is the overwhelming sense of guilt for being white and well off, after their parents worked hard for a better life for their children. A delusional white person who over compensates a brotha or sista with unjust rewards to curb their sense of white guilt, and obvious attempt to make up for enslaving blacks for 400 years. aka Guilty White Privilege.

white privilege guilt

white boi #1: hey that white THOT sleeps with black dudes cuz she says she feels guilty for having them as slaves a million years ago. smh man she never even owned a black slave! but her family did!
white boi # 2: you mean that lumpy ass white girl with the double chin? man that nasty thot will fuck anything!

by hello walls cool guy 2020 September 24, 2020