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Feeding the Geese

For a man, the act of pleasuring yourself in a motion that looks as if you were throwing bread crumbs on the ground for geese to eat
Mike: Hey, what is Mikko up to?

Chod: Oh, he's just in his room feeding the geese.

or

Dave: What do you wanna do after this?

Tucker: I'm probably just gonna head back to my place and feed the geese
by Barry Skanesworth July 28, 2008
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Geezer

A geezer is a descriptive word in the UK which is used to define a mans characteristics. A geezer will be found usually out side a pub with a pint in his hand on match day. They commonly like football, scrapping, beer, tea, tits, and Barry white. Geezers often acknowledge other geezers by a greeting each other by saying geezer followed by a nod and a thumbs up.
Nigel: Alright geezer how much is a can of red stripe
Charles: For you nothing my friend because your a top geezer
Nigel: arr Cheers geeze *nod* *thumbs up*

Charles: *nod* *thumbs up*
by Sir. SpudLock March 7, 2015
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flock of geezers

A lightweight nickname for all of the old farts comprising the US Senate.
That flock of geezers won’t make it back for the vote, that’s for sure!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 7, 2020
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geez life

Slang term for being old.
I got it goin’ on, I’m livin’ the geez life!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2020
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Geeve

Adjective - Not being able to care less in general or about a certain topic, job or situation. Not feeling interest in general. Could also be a type of mood. Often used when you have a certain responsibility that you should be devoted to, but instead have lost the will to give any concern for.

Usually occurs after repeated attempts to correct something or better a situation that one has ultimately decided cannot be corrected or made better as a result of bureaucratic involvement or an asshole boss.

Alcohol and drugs lead to an increased level of geeving.

When a person or group "geeve" more than hard, it is commonly referred to as "next-level geeving". For example, a person could geeve. A person would geeve more by "geeving hard" and lastly a person would geeve extraordinarily by "next-level geeving".

When a person is next-level geeving, they have either done something so lazy that words can barely describe it, or they are as useless as a non-working pen in the shape of a syringe in the middle of South Africa.
Fab is geeving. Tony is geeving more than Fab. Tyler geeves hard and Joe is next-level geeving.
by FunnyMisty December 27, 2016
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geefers

the act of using rhetorical devices while underlying the purposes of poop museums. This in context will exemplify all international studentes who do not understand the urban telephones. the cosmotology of geefers is related to the physical aspects of ronald regan. One may realize that geefers can be frozen for a better taste. its not what you want but what you earn!
Hairy men eat fried salsa with geefers on their mind.
by creamery July 28, 2007
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Geezer Butler

Bassist for the influencial metal group Black Sabbath. He was born Terence Michael Joseph Butler on July 17, 1949 in Aston, Birmingham, England. His nickname was from when he was a kid, he referred to everybody as "Geezer".

He formed a band with schoolmate, John Osbourne(Ozzy Osbourne), called Rare Breed. They brokeup for a time, then reunited with Tony Iommi and Bill Ward. Their original name was Polka Tulk, then Earth, and eventually, Black Sabbath. He played rhythm guitar in this time, but Iommi made it clear to him that he was going to be the only guitarist, so Butler switched to bass.

He is noted as one of the first bassists to you a Wah-wah Pedal, and one of the firsts to "de-tune" his bass (In order to match Iommi when he tuned to a C#). Both of these are used in many metal bands today.

He is currently in Heaven and Hell, with other former Black Sabbath members, Tony Iommi Ronnie James Dio, and Vinny Appice.
Geezer Butler is an awesome bassist!
by TK9293 December 28, 2007
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