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retarded gazelle 

someone overly tall, has a weird walking pattern, usually has a bitchy attitude and someone who is particularly ugly and acts manly, usually a girl.
josh: " so last night i was with a girl turned out to be a "retarded gazelle", she could tackle better than i could!"

david: " i'm never going on a blind date ever again i got stuck with a "retarded gazelle" for two hours.
retarded gazelle by youwantme23 January 23, 2011

WOUNDED GAZELLE 

A fine ass woman that you're going after, and guranteed to get cause she is either so into you that you don't have to work at it, or you're just that damn good.
Like a lion hunting a wounded gazelle, there may a short chase but he's guranteed his meal.
WOUNDED GAZELLE by jon_vegas May 19, 2007

tree gazelle 

A large scary animal that lurks in innelan or some remote parts of ardentiny, as jonny would know. I first spotted it when i was in a tree and a certain dirty picture was taken, hense the tree gazelle. They can travel at up to speeds of 3,000 mph and eat anything that comes in their way.
Samer: "Lets go and get the bus jonny, there is no more for us to do here.

Jonny: "Ok samer, wait what is that in the bush?"

Samer: "Some form of horrid beast!?"

Jonny: "The Tree Gazelle!"

Both: "RUN!"

*Several Months Later*

Everyone in the Argyll Perimeter is dead.
tree gazelle by Samwize August 24, 2007

urban gazelle 

A particularly nimble urban real estate investor.
"I wanted to buy that property, but the urban gazelle got there first!"
urban gazelle by david beruh May 29, 2008

Ballistic Gazelle

when a real small male has sexual intercourse while on "speed" and "viagra"
Girl1: my body hurt
Girl2: whats wrong with you?
Girl1: i fucked a ballistic gazelle last night

Like gazelle 

When someone asks what ur aboutta do and if ur definitely gonna go thru with it
Like gazelle by DDBEAM2727 November 6, 2019

The Leaping Gazelle 

The Leaping Gazelle astounds observers with its graceful leaps and agile movements. This remarkable creature embodies a perfect balance of power and grace, leaving a lasting impression on all who witness its breathtaking prowess. The leaping gazelle is able to grasp new heights with its outlandish vertical jump, his hand-eye coordination when it comes to athletic performance in sports is also something not seen before. Leaping gazelles not only are a freak of nature in terms of athletic performance but they are also hung like a horse, dominating every "Asian B*tch who wanted to h00k up with them" and another truly attractive target by the name of 'SAO'. Some Leaping Gazelles also make their way up the ranks to further achieve 'Stud Muffin' status. This is done through a variety of acts and courageous performances to truly prove their prowess. Acts such as hiding behind bins, getting ones ock wet whilst watching the popular children's film, 'Zootopia', and always staying drippy through a collection of cool shirts, such as "STRAIGHT OUTTA DA POOL". Once a gazelle achieves Stud Muffin rank, they are able to mate with the queen bee of the jungle, the elegant and very much wanted, Pigeon. The leaping gazelle is able to mate with the pigeon and dominate her just as a stud muffin would. Romance such as HSP dates, Movie dates, and "gm x + gn x" is something of which a stud muffin must uphold to keep the pigeon at his fingertips, ready to be satisfied by the ring of a bell.
"The Leaping Gazelle roars above the pack displaying his athletic ability in the profession AFL"