Gary

Gary's are often either awesome, or complete pricks. Mostly pricks.

Gary's so completely awesome, that he needs no example.

Gary's a complete douche, and deserves horrible, horrible, things.

by Hinamorii November 1, 2010

Gary

Colloquial term used to describe one's father.

Derived from the name of actor Gary Oldman, whose surname, "old man", is in and of itself a colloquialism for father. Instead of saying "my old man", it is sufficient to say "my Gary".

1. "Can't go out tonight, I'm having a drink with my Gary."

2. "What do you want from Gary Christmas this year, Timmy?"

3. "Luke, I am your Gary."

by Trimp April 9, 2009

Gary

A sweet, funny guy with ginormous ears that tend to be freakishly stretchy. He is a great friend or boyfriend and an athletic guy. They tend to be short but their humongous ears make up for it. They are generally smart but don't act like it and is very blond at times (even though they are usually brown haired). He makes friends easily and hangs out with more girls than guys. He always feels like he needs a girlfriend when he's single and feels like being single when he's in a relationship.

That guy is such a Gary.

by bootybump and hole punch April 27, 2011

gary

Cockney rhyming slang - as in #4 above for arse. Gary Glitter = shitter.

See Book of Dave; Will Self: woman violently forced into prostitution - "fucked up the cunt and up the Gary......."

by Rikvanbike January 4, 2008

Gary

Loves the sound of his own voice, thinks he is the best looking man in the world and needs to be treated like a princess.

Being a Gary

by Sarahk April 21, 2014

The Gary

Another term for a "butthole". First refrenced in South Park as the name of Oprah's rectum.

Dude, WTF is smells like a "Gary" in here.

Your pissing me off, I'm gonna kick you right in "The Gary"

The other day I was too busy porking my wife's "Gary" that I forgot to pay my rent.

by TheGaryMan January 1, 2013

gary

to coil or arrange wiring, cabling, or similar materials in a meticulous or overly neat fashion.

The network cables were a mess, so I took the time to GARY them into a neater arrangement.

After I was done with the extension cord, I GARRIED it neatly before putting it away

by Bradoley May 23, 2007