fast food

Food that comes with twice the grease at half the cost, usually stored with excessive packaging and paper napkins.

I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's go get fast food.

by Kate October 13, 2003

Why you coming fast?

A phrase used when someone crashes their bike into you and you hit your head.

Biker: *Rides and hits man*
Man: ARE YOU BILND? YOU CANT SEE ME?
Biker: s o r r y
Man: WHY YOU COMING FAST?

by fgt lmao rofl November 22, 2018

pull a fast one

To deceive someone.

"There's a chick that tried to pull a fast one on me."

by Brendannn October 18, 2008

faster than a cat can lick its ass

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

phone fast

A phone fast is a period of time where you voluntarily stop using your phone. This time saved with a smartphone is best used to meditate or simple "me" time. Phone fasting is increasingly important in this age of 24/7 connectivity.

The attorney phone fasted 2 hours a day to relieve work related stress.

by Pushkar The Great April 13, 2017

Skate Fast Eat Ass

A term used when you want to impress a possible partner, by exclaiming that you both skate fast, and eat ass.
This term will get you mad pussy.

"Hey girl, I just wanted you to know that I skate fast and eat ass!"
"I just really want a guy that can skate fast eat ass."

by TheOneTrueJeggy September 1, 2017

fast boi

real nibbas that exceed speeds of 60 mph

Whoa look at that dude in his 'rari, what a fast boi

by ewacaleb February 17, 2017