Flutered

Word used in Ireland when you are very very mouldy (drunk)

Jesus I was very flutered last night

by Flutered feen November 3, 2018

dirty flute

When a girl sucks a guys balls sideways, while she jerks him off with both hands, like she's playing the flute.

Yo, that girl from the party last night gave me the best dirty flute I've ever had!

by Kristina witha k August 2, 2012

AIDS Flute

A penis blown, kissed and sucked upon by a gay.

Your good friend Harvey was blowing on the ole AIDS Flute last night. Got a mouth full of jism.

by Captain Stool May 24, 2013

Playing James Madison's Crystal Flute

Performing fellatio on a public official to harpsichord accompaniment while wearing a powdered wig in the hope of receiving a well-paying political appointment in exchange for one's efforts.

Publicus only got that job as Secretary of Agriculture by playing James Madison's Crystal Flute. Based on the speed with with his nomination was confirmed, he must be a flutist of some distinction.

by The Consent of the Governed September 29, 2022

Picard's Flute

1. Something you'd like to receive as a gift.

2. The flute that Captain Picard played first in his imagination and then in real life in the episode "The Inner Light" from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

Show me Picard's Flute.

by drzimo March 6, 2010

Futterwacken

A make believe dance from Tim Burtons Alice in Wonderland.

And on that day, I shall Futterwacken... vigorously.

by Cozmoz March 27, 2010

gay flute

A creative alternative to calling someone a homo.

Dude #1: I love wearing skinny jeans!
Dude #2: You fuckin gay flute!

by powerade mutha fucka! April 1, 2010