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futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.
Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!
by uglysinglesclub April 12, 2007
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Furon

A small alien inhabitant of the planet furon they have mind powers and appear in the games destroy all humans
by Bigboff June 25, 2009
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cum-stained futon

A futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
Kristen: Whew, I thought I might get pregnant the other night.

Jacinda: Why, what happened?

Kristen: I sat on Santosh's cum-stained futon when I visited him.
by SantoshGeorge January 13, 2009
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Futonari

The misspelling of Futanari which is Japanese for hermaphroditism or androgyny, but is popularly known for dick girls in hentai and doujinshi.

Also sometimes confused with Futomaki which means "fat rolled sushi" or "Thicc roll" and is a thicker version of a regular sushi roll.
During Setsubun on Feburary 3rd, an event started in the Kansai region of Japan, it is called Ehoumaki "Lucky-Direction Makizushi" and is eaten in silence while facing the year's lucky compass direction.
What's your favourite tag?
I like Futonari.
Did you mean Futanari or did you mean Futomaki?
by Loli vampire 169134 January 30, 2021
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futon alliance

A close association of video game players, assembled on a futon (or other seating device), formed to advance common interests by playing as team. Members of a futon alliance are loyal and trusting of each other; they will not act against other members of the alliance. Failure to act in accordance with terms of the futon alliance will result in a player being rejected from the coalition and henceforth being known as a futon asshole.
Rebecca, you better find Molly and destroy her player or else we will lose and you will no longer be a part of this futon alliance!
by uglysinglesclub December 25, 2008
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Roommate's Futon Method

Any kind of sexual method, technique or activity that you are involved in, so long as it occurs on your roommate's futon without his/her prior knowledge and results in semipermanent evidence of said activity on said futon. (Whether accidental or not.)

This term is especially viable when used as though it were a safe-sex method.
"My roommate owes me a new futon. He used the Roommate's Futon Method with his girlfriend last night."
by The Masked Jellybean March 12, 2008
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Futoning

The act of being sick at college (actually sick, not hangover sick), and spending all of your sick time on the futon, because you can't stay in bed any longer, but you're too sick to go any father than the couch.
"Kendell is really sick, her away message said she was on the futon... oh man, shes futoning!"

"Yeah, I was futoning all last week!"
by thats for you gallo - nsimz March 25, 2004
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