Fungo

A modified baseball bat developed during WWII used for practice. It got its name after Ted Williams served in the South Pacific. On one of the islands, the Fungo tribe welcomed him with a ceremony. Their club, Williams noticed at home after he was awarded one, was good for hitting baseballs. It’s illegal to use in-game, but makes life easier for coaches during practice

*Coach* hey can you toss me my fungo and o our to left with your teammates I’ll give you flyballs.

by Dapeepeepow April 13, 2019

funglord

A total dipshit, an assbite.

Can be used in reference to a living thing or machine.

Steve Case is a total fundlord, I hope he contracts Herpes on his face.

or

My car got another flat tire, what a funglord.

by Joseph K. Gunger October 1, 2003

funglasses

Sunglasses molded into impractical shapes, like dollar signs or words.

That quirky celebrity was sporting a mean pair of funglasses.

by the Manic January 1, 2011

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly

Fungly Chazzle Snozzly is an Undead Team Fortress 2 addict who died while planking on his farmhouse. Some say if you go 50 deaths without a kill on TF2 Fungly Chazzle Snozzly will appear from any reflective surface and eat all the bread in your house, forcing you to go to the shops and buy some more.

Guy 1: Man I did so badly on TF2 last night, I summoned Fungly Chazzle Snozzly and I had to spend $4.67 at the shops just to get more sand.

Guy 2: But Fungly Chazzle Snozzly eats bread?

Guy 1: NOOOOOOO! (Large fiery crack opens in the world and Guy 1 falls in, crack seals)

by Cokosplia August 24, 2011

Funged

What happens when no matter how hard you try, one of your friends is always more successful than you.

Hey did you hear Joe got into Harvard, he Funged you again.

by mo-tage September 19, 2015

Clarence Fung

Swag. Someone who is swaggie and knows how to dress, talk, eat, and walk like a swaggie.

People who goes near Clarence Fung will catch his swag and become a swagmasta like him.

#swaggieyolo
#yoloswaggie
#clarrenceswag

Aubrey: YOOO DO YOU SEE THAT GUY?
Simon: The guy walking like a swag?
Aubrey: YEAHH MANN. HE'S SOO SWAGGEDD OUTT.

Simon: Oh, that's Clarence Fung

by neyneypig June 13, 2013

wee fung chow hu

a dark chi that blocks out good kidney energy, can be cured by acupucture

"You see, wee laddie buck, your kidney energy is being blocked by a dark chi, or what we like to call 'Wee Fung Chow Hu'.

by Ernest Crackspackle June 22, 2005