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Absolute Fuckery

Something that is completely unfair, ridiculous, or shameful. It is generally used towards a situation/event rather than a person/thing.
Carl (at work)- Did you hear?
Steve- Hear what?
Carl- Shayla is making us work on Saturday.
Steve- That is absolute Fuckery!
by LemonZest June 19, 2016
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E- Fuckery

All the current technologies such as email , various social platforms, text ,chat virtual meetings , all computer systems and all the tech constantly being shoved down our throats and up our asses. . It is supposed to make life easier when in fact it does just the opposite. Not all people are on board with such tech and are easily flustered by it and or refuse to learn it. Thus causing greater difficulties. Mostly generational.
Great. They are updating my phone again.. I am sick to death of all this E- Fuckery.. it never works right and I'm sick of relearning how to utilize it.
by Willie shaverpus October 6, 2022
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Fuckery

Stupid and contradictory content used to confuse people by making no sense whatsoever.
*Reads fake news article on the internet. Is confused.*

Person: What? What is this fuckery?
by doodleman212 November 16, 2016
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fuckery

n. derivative of the word fuck

Absolute bullshit; utter nonsense; something rather suspicious that can bring forth uneasy, angry, or irritated feelings. The stunt pulled by people who don't know how to tell the truth or enjoy messing with people's heads as a hobby.
You can only get away with that kind of fuckery for so long before it turns around and bites you in the ass.

What's up with this fuckery? I don't deserve to be messed with!

Amy Winehouse - Me and Mr. Jones (partial lyrics)
Nobody stands in between me and my man, it's me
And Mr Jones (Me and Mr Jones)

What kind of fuckery is this?
You made me miss the Slick Rick gig (oh Slick Rick)
You thought I didn't love you when I did (when I did)
Can't believe you played me out like that (Ahhh)

What kind of fuckery are we?
Nowadays you don't mean dick to me (dick to me)
I might let you make it up to me (make it up)
Who's playing Saturday?

What kind of fuckery are you?
Side from Sammy you're my best black Jew
But I could swear that we were through (we were through)
I still want to wonder 'bout the things you do
by Sammielynn March 28, 2007
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cluster fuckery

1) The act of a chaotic, uncontrollable, frazy time - usually related to wreaking havoc in the name of fun.

2) Scenario's - generally work related - that show zero sign of positivity and follow the trend of bad to worse.
1) Are you down for some cluster fuckery this weekend?

2) This project is so full of cluster fuckery we'll never get done in time.
by !BlackDeath! December 7, 2007
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Fuckery

The treatment received from other people based on their lies, misinformation and deceitful actions that are interpreted as the truth.
The politics in the work place is full of fuckery.
by Life's Not Fair June 18, 2017
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Fuckery duckery

When somebody does something so confusing that it hurts your brain
"David what the actual fuckery duckery are you doing? "
by Megga mind February 15, 2021
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