functional weeaboo

A Functional Weeaboo is a Weeaboo who is able to blend into society and hold back overwhelming weeaboo tendicies.

Johnny is the only one in the weeaboo group to be a functional weeaboo, he keeps his grades up and has a girlfriend.

by - Molo December 18, 2015

Functionised

To optimise human function; to better ones-self. To become a better version of ones-self.

The individual lost body fat, became stronger and got functionised.

by madscientist3439 June 24, 2019

Lewisian Function

A mathematical function where the output is the opposite sign to the input.

A simple Lewisian function produces the negative of its input (-5 => 5, 5 => -5).

A more complex function that returns any real but conforms to the same sign constraints is also a Lewisian function.

by aie93 March 15, 2010

barefoot functional

When you're so damn over it, so any task that requires you to put on shoes is beyond your scope of capabilities

No, Laura. I don't care if Alan is coming to the party, I'm not going. I'm barefoot functional right now

by sonky1234 March 29, 2023

Dirac Delta Function

How to get bitches on bitches on bitches - a singularity of bitches

Last night, I showed off how to transform Maxwell's equations to some hoes and I got a Dirac Delta Function of them

by Golfwatcher56 January 30, 2018

funcussion

Having so much fun you carelessly hit your head hard on something.

Melissa Morris was having so much fun dancing in the club that she got a funcussion by slipping and hitting her head on the bar.

by snowbro780 October 23, 2011

Functional Retard

A person who is obviously weird, strange, and does retard-like things, but is a fully functional human being, or whatever species they are. Usually they are assholes, but they're usually enjoyable and funny.

Example 1)

*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*

Jessica: What is wrong with that man

Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.

Example 2)

*Actual disabled child walks by*

Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard

Amber: Dude, that's my brother.

by ThatFuckWad December 4, 2014