Dirac Delta Function

How to get bitches on bitches on bitches - a singularity of bitches

Last night, I showed off how to transform Maxwell's equations to some hoes and I got a Dirac Delta Function of them

by Golfwatcher56 January 30, 2018

Family function

Family gathering

Link you at family function cuzz.

by CertiSD December 29, 2018

What's Your Function?

If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."

Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.

Eugene: What's your function here?

Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.


Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?

Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.

by Diggity Monkeez March 27, 2005

can't even function

When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.

I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.

by TheOriginalGabster July 3, 2014

whack function

a dead move, a weird function, its going to be "whack", crazy, not normal, weird

hey want to go to brian's house?
nah, thats a whack function.

by rhaj100 January 7, 2017

National Function Day

August 9th

Jon Jon lets go to a function in Ocean City, It’s National Function Day

by matthewgreim August 8, 2021

Too hip to function.

If someone is 'too hip to function' it means they think they are so cool they somehow have to show this off in every oppourtunity. They are 'too hip' to function like a normal person.

Why does he always wear sunglasses at night?

Guy: He can't take them off 'cos he's "too hip to function."

by bLUEJSK January 17, 2011