by pdart603 April 13, 2021
1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.
2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.
3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.
1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.
3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!
by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 1, 2005
Hottest new upcoming rapper from Chicago with hits like “genie” & “what is love” currently goes to srsd
by UPCOMING ARTIST November 20, 2019
Funch: the fake punch.
Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.
Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.
John regularly funches his buddies as a sign of friendship and camaraderie.
Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.
Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.
by mpex January 21, 2009
A “funch” is a term of harsh derogation that originated from an acronym and evolved into an punishing English-language adjective.
Fucking
Underling
NoAccount
Cuntbag
Hasbeen
FUNCH
Fucking
Underling
NoAccount
Cuntbag
Hasbeen
FUNCH
After Brandon screwed up the speech, his beautiful wife told him that she “…refuses to sleep with funches.”
by SavagePilgrim March 27, 2022
by onaspeechcraaaayyyzz June 6, 2022