Fræser Funch

A type of person who rides a bicycle really f*cking fast and smiles a lot.

Thans: "Who is that riding a bike?"
Oba: "Oh, that must be the infamous Fræser Funch

by pdart603 April 13, 2021

Monkey Funch

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.

1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!

by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 3, 2005

dmb funches

Hottest new upcoming rapper from Chicago with hits like “genie” & “what is love” currently goes to srsd

Hey bro dmb Funches is making waves with his new single

by UPCOMING ARTIST November 19, 2019

Funch

Funch: the fake punch.

Funching is the act of fake punching someone in the gut as a sign of macho friendship.

John regularly funches his buddies as a sign of friendship and camaraderie.

Jake threw a funch while passing Bob in the office.

by mpex January 21, 2009

Funch

A “funch” is a term of harsh derogation that originated from an acronym and evolved into an punishing English-language adjective.

Fucking
Underling
NoAccount
Cuntbag
Hasbeen

FUNCH

After Brandon screwed up the speech, his beautiful wife told him that she “…refuses to sleep with funches.”

by SavagePilgrim March 26, 2022

Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because he heard rumors that it’s big.

Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis. Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.

by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 2, 2023

funching

funching, the act of sucking your own penis

yo truman u tryna go watch the new godzilla movie? nah bro im funching

by fred the flying waffle March 19, 2024