Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because he heard rumors that it’s big.

Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis. Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.

Funch by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 2, 2023

Funch

A female munch. Basically just an eater, a girl that only wants you for your sausage. Typically because she heard rumors that it's big.

Helga heard rumors that Bertram was single and open for a relationship and also had a huge penis.
Helga hopped on that for one night and rumors floated around the school. Helga is known as a funch.

Funch by D’brickaJon Swaggins January 3, 2023

Fræser Funch

A type of person who rides a bicycle really f*cking fast and smiles a lot.

Thans: "Who is that riding a bike?"
Oba: "Oh, that must be the infamous Fræser Funch

Fræser Funch by pdart603 April 13, 2021

Monkey Funch 

1. used for any undescribable secretion, act, behavior, or smell in a sexual or non sexual situation.

2. Gathered filth under the front seat of you pathetic beater car.

3. The fluid floating on top of Dannon fruit on the bottom yogurt.

1. The girl was so hot, i couldn't wait to go down on her, but when she took off her panties, her hoo hoo was covered with.... with.... MONKEY FUNCH!

2. No dude, i cant shoot hoops today, i gotta clean the munkey funch from under my drivers seat.

3. I gotta pour that Monkey Funch off of my yogurt, I aint eatin that!

Monkey Funch by Kirk Anderson and Mark VanVlack December 3, 2005

David Fincher

Director of:
a shitload of 90s MTV music videos
Alien 3
Seven
The Game
Fight Club (coolest movie ever)
Panic Room
Zodiac
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
The social Network
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo (2011)

Creator of Netflix's House of Cards (2013), director of episode 1 and 2.

Known for dark and super-slick cinematography (established with long-time collaborator DOP: Jeff Cronenweth), snappy dialogue/acting, adapting interesting (and often dark) stories into 3-hour long movies, perfect editing and getting robbed from the Oscars like Scorcese before Hugo or Kubrick during his entire life.

Go watch a David Fincher movie.

David Fincher by eyestaker June 20, 2013

Finch Rovers 

The Finch Rovers are those lads u see banging in poggers top bins finishes at training before missing 3 open goals at the weekend. However, they're still biggest dub team in East Berks and they're beating Bracknell Colts 21-3 on aggregate over their last 4 matches.

Big up the top shaggers in red and black!

'Hey stepbro wanna play footy like Finch Rovers?'
'Nah sorry stepsis I've had enough footsies with the Rovers boys for one day ' ;)

Finch Rovers by SexuallyAttractiveLol May 5, 2021

Fanched 

Getting a school iPad whiped for inappropriate use

Damn dude, I just got Fanched for playing games in class.

Fanched by Starboiiiii March 13, 2017