fuming kerplunk

When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car

Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk

by Metzfreak February 3, 2014

exhaust fumes

A long series of farts that occurs after several attacks of the runs.

I was on the pot all day from diarrhea. Now I know I feel better; I'm getting exhaust fumes.

by Stop the Pendulum May 8, 2006

fuming dragon

when a female performs oral sex.
When swallowing, male whacks female across the back of the head and cum sprays out of her nose.
Female looks like a dragon with smoke coming out of her nose

by LC August 25, 2003

room fume

Cheap purfume that you use to cover up the smell of smoke in your room.

"Why did you spray that shit, dude?"
"No worries, man, it's my room fume."

by esperantoyeah December 19, 2006

love fumes

When you gas on your significant other and force them to smell it.

I trapped my fart under the blanket so you can bask in my love fumes.

by mbonbon March 29, 2014

Boner Fumes

When a male gets such an intense erection, that his dick crack opens up slightly, from which the sour, bleach smell of his pre-ejaculate can be nasally detected

“Craig (roommate), either turn off the porn or put a thumb on your dick-hole, cause this apartment is lousy with Boner Fumes”

by Dumpster Choir February 10, 2021

Fuming at the Gasket

Feeling very angry about a particular scenario. You feel so angry that you lose that concept language of English is not good.

"Oh geez Frank, my wife just called me. She said that the toilet just clogged up again. One might say that I am fuming at the gasket right now."
"Oh dear Paul, that's a real shame."
"Sborpe ish Funk"

by GasketFumer69 November 27, 2017