mega-fuckton 

equivalent to one million fuck tons (a fuck ton is approximately 200 shit-tons)

An extremely large quantity.

"I have a mega-fuckton of organic chemistry homework due tomorrow."

mega-fuckton by Mimi Baker February 21, 2013

Imperial Fuckton 

Roughly 1200 Metric Fucktons. A unit of measurement in the extreme supurlative.

MY CETA is a star that has roughly 2 Imperial Fucktons of plasma.

Imperial Fuckton by MatthewTay November 9, 2007

Metric Fuckton

A unit of weight that is so uncomprehendingly huge that if you even tried to comprehend it you would instantly die.

the metric (and therefore larger) version of a fuckton.

Bob: hey Joe how much do you weigh?
Joe: like a metric fuckton.
Bob: *dies*

Metric Fuckton by Fucking retarded bitch ass mf July 28, 2019

metric fuckton

A whole hell of a lot of something. See also: metric shitload

The teacher gave me a metric fuckton of homework.

metric fuckton by Monica December 17, 2003

Nautical Metric Fuckton 

An amount exceeding the limit of imagination or, more realistically, greatly exceeding expectations.

I have a nautical metric fuckton of things to do today, I wasn't expecting all of this on my plate.

Nautical Metric Fuckton by Voideater October 5, 2011

cubic fuckton 

A phrase to describe a lot of something.

"Wow, there's a cubic fuckton of people here!"

cubic fuckton by Spyke March 25, 2004

Metric Fuckton

A metric fuckton is a unit of measurement so extravagantly big it needed its own name. Origins start as the metric fuckton being 420grams(cubed) or 74088000 grams. Nowadays the term is used to just describe a large amount of something.

Guy 1: How much grass you got?
Guy 2: A metric fuckton; I’ll hook you up.

Teacher: What is a metric fuckton?
Student: 420cubed=74088000 Grams.
Teacher: Very good Jamal.

Metric Fuckton by xxxGuanGang300xxx October 18, 2017