Fruit

Someone who is doing something homosexual, idiotic, or flatout annoying.

Carlos: Wow, Brett just said "nice hair" to John.

Ruchir: wow, what a FRUIT!

by ruchirswag January 5, 2011

fruit

some gay guy that acts"fruity" or (like a girl)

dude look at that guy in tights hes so fruity

by some chick May 13, 2005

Fruit

saying that a person has sumthin good like fruit.(sexually related)

Girl yo head is some fruit!!

yo pussy/dick is some fruit!!

by dickluver April 23, 2009

fruit

some one who is being weird, but isn't quite at the level as a freak

You're such a fruit!

by ashmee March 29, 2004

Fruit

Something you would eat with custard

Treacle tart is a Fruit

by tomdartmoor March 28, 2022

Fruit

Something or someone dumb

Dave is a fruit

by _E_m_m_a_jane April 29, 2017

The Fruit

A title given to the one who is more fruity than anyone else. Used for a guy to demolish his reputation and to be picked on thereafter. They are elected once a year at the Fruit Election on May 26th which is dubbed Fruit Day. They will then hold the title for that year and pass it on when the next election rolls around.

Student: Hey is that the legend himself ?
Student 2: Yeah I think it is! It's The Fruit!
Everyone: Ahahaahah!
The Fruit: (sigh)

by Zeph The God November 23, 2020