by Babale veeks February 03, 2007
slang term used to describe an unusually densely packed brick of cocaine. Could be mistaken for actual fruitcake (not the gayman)
by M.V.P. December 08, 2008
Tony: Your mother’s fruitcake was pretty good, Joe.
Joe: Thanks man!
Rocco: Hey, did you see that fruitcake in the mall today?
Marco: Yeah! That’s some nasty s**t!
Gino: Hey Pete, stop being a fruitcake, and get to work.
Pete: Kiss my a** Gino.
Joe: Thanks man!
Rocco: Hey, did you see that fruitcake in the mall today?
Marco: Yeah! That’s some nasty s**t!
Gino: Hey Pete, stop being a fruitcake, and get to work.
Pete: Kiss my a** Gino.
by Ron Willcox March 08, 2012
The product of defecating into a decorative tin and sending it to an unsavory or estranged family member for Christmas.
by Skidmark4 September 14, 2010
A fruitcake made by a raving bald-headed queen from West Bridgford during a break in an all-day session of World of Gay Warcraft.
What's that foul stench coming from the kitchen, Dad?
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
Its that bender making some more gay food. I'm gonna take a dump on Baldie's Fruitcake tonight.
by Twaggy Smidgekin October 11, 2010
Person 1: She turned all her boyfriends gay.
Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?
Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.
Person 2: They're all fruitcakes now?
Person 1: Yeah, she's the fruitcake baker or something.
by byegye May 25, 2009
a slut who is annoying and uses way to much tanner and has kissed more girls than guys and claims shes straight.
by mhamilton July 02, 2010