Definitions by M.V.P.

fruitcake 

slang term used to describe an unusually densely packed brick of cocaine. Could be mistaken for actual fruitcake (not the gayman)

"Dude, this package is way too heavy!"

"That's 'cause it's a fruitcake, dude. Y'know, the snuff?"

fruitcake by M.V.P. December 17, 2008