Fritter Titties

Droopy, Floppy, Pendulous, Saggy, Slouchy, or Wilting Boobies.

Check out dat mama! WHOOOA! Nevermind! She got dem ugly fritter titties!

by Heavy Debbie January 22, 2010

Fottles

A werewolve that has extremely long toes and even longer pubic hair. They can be seen hanging around librarys and more than likely reek of urine and vomit. Fottles also have a very poor sence of colour co-ordination

John : Hey dude did you see that Fottles lurching around in the library

Jack : No but i thought i could smell piss

John : It's toes were so long dude, i actually thought they were fingers seriously

by Caj Ya Later June 9, 2009

Frotting

When two men rub penises together in an attempt to start fire.

"The home of Lord Homosexual was burned down last night. One witness said they were frotting when the bed caught on fire, even though the bed was supposedly fire resistant.

by TreuMinkzx March 19, 2015

Feldman frotteurism

A specialised form of frotteurism which is performed in art galleries during a busy exhibition. The Feldman frotteur will then scrape his secretions from his y-fronts and add them to his paints. Usually done by aging yellow-haired ex-hippies.

So why were you put on the sex offenders' register?

I was caught committing Feldman frotteurism.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

Fotter Eyes

A person whose eyes are located too close to each other, demonstrating a clear lack of genetic purity

You can tell by his Fotter Eyes that this guy is not all there.

by Anon44 November 3, 2008

fratty

An adjective to describe a male with a false sense of superiority.

He joined a fraternity and became a pretentious, fratty person.

by Donald Scum October 11, 2018

Frottage

1: The act of grinding one's body against another for sexual pleasure with clothes on.
2: The less known definition of applying a texture to a piece of paper through rubbing.

1: Man, Jill and Becky have been dancing for a while now. Probably engaging in some hot frottage.
2: This is the most splendid texture! Watson, give me my frottage tools so I can make a rubbing.

by Major-Fresh March 1, 2011