The condition resulting from consumption of a freezy (or popsicle or other frozen goodness) in which one become incapable of doing anything but eating said frozen treat.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
One is essentially paralyzed until the treat has been consumed.
Mike: Hey dude, can pass me the carpet samples?
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
Justin: Nah dude, I've got the Freezy Paralysis. You'll have to wait until I regain the use of my hands.
by J-coups August 4, 2010
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A Male or female someone you conversate with or someone that gives you dough (money), tricks on you but not your girlfriend or boyfriend
by S.dot December 23, 2003
by Rich December 8, 2004
Guy 1: What's the craziest thing you've ever done in bed?
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
Guy 2: My girl performed an Italian Chocolate Freezie on me last night.
by heyitsthomas2013 April 5, 2014
Ignatious - "wilbur, its such a sweltering day out i fear that our cow cream freezies might soon turn to poop!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
wilbur " that sounds pooper darn!"
by threetards July 6, 2010
People that will do anything on a hot day for something cold Vs. Hot coffee bitches, people that will do anything on a cold day for something hot, this is justification for supply and demand in ficle markets I.e. Like crack hoes..
by Mr opportunity June 11, 2008