Freezing Head

The act of sucking icecubes before performing oral sex on a man (and possibly woman). Can also be done with extremely cold drinks.

Jayne gave me freezing head last night, it chilled me to the balls.

by Corpy Punisher May 25, 2010

Freezin Balls

When one is so cold, that it feels as if their balls are freezing into an ice like state.

Cor blimey Chris, this weather is freezin balls material.

I'm absolutely freezin balls now that I can't pay my central heating bills.

by Seharvey December 15, 2011

freebirth

born by two parents instead of in a lab like everyone else

You stupid ass freebirth!!

by Javairia August 18, 2004

freebie

when you take a dump and wipe but there is no crap on the paper.

Hey man, I just had myself a freebie. Sweet!

by freebie March 26, 2013

freezing Jesus

To make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. Usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc.

Coming from Ryland Blackinton's (Cobra Starship) "Who froze Jesus?" reaction to someone's "Jesus it's frozen" comment upon the sudden lag in the video.

Also see shelf kids.

Shelf kid #1: OMG I SAW SOMETHING MOVE!!!1!
Shelf kid #2: OMFG ME TOO RIGHT THERE IN THE RIGHT CORNER!!!
Shelf kid #3: IT'S GABE OMG HI GABE GABEY GABEY GABEY!!!11!!1
Shelf kid #1 & 2: GAAAAAAAABE HI GABE SOUND PLZ GABEGABEGABE SOUNDDDDDD!!!!! COME ON GABE QUIT TEASIN US UNMUTE PLZZZZ!!11
Etc.

Shelf kid #4: Stop freezing Jesus, y'all!

by thatssonotaword January 22, 2009

Freezing Coffee

the sexual act where one puts frozen coffee cubes up one's ass

person 1: I just gave my man the freezing coffee!
person 2: what the fuck?

by Freezing Coffee January 2, 2022

Junior Freebird

1. The Best Band since Journey consisting of Matt McGlynn and Jeff Hitchins.
2. A Replacement word for anything. (also could be used as Jr.freebird or just Jr.Free)

1. "dude the Junior Freebirds Rule!" "no they dont" "well your gay so it doesint count."
2. i just drank some gasoline! "your such a Junior Freebird."

by Jeff Hitchins July 28, 2008