Free

Everyone's favorite four letter F word. It has to do with receive stuff without cost.

Receiving head/sex for free.

by J-Man in TX March 09, 2006

Free

Meaning you’re not dating someone right now and are free

Girl:hey do you have a girlfriend

Me:no I’m free

by Nontaken July 19, 2020

free

Hot, sexy, and a fine black woman from the show 106 & park

Her looks explains it all

by Toni Backstab June 24, 2003

FREE

The overarching theme under which SEX would be re-designed...if men were in control.

TIPSY-ABOUT TO GET SHUT DOWN ON A DATE-LOSER:"Sex is just so poorly designed."(hiccup)

WOMAN:"Oh?"

LOSER:"Yep.It should be free!":
"Pregnancy free."
"Disease free."
"Barrier free."
"Commitment free."
"Drama free."
"Cost free."
"You know...FREE!"
"...And it should come in nice "8" or higher
packaging."

WOMAN:"Check please."

by L.MARTIN September 23, 2005

free

How chinese people say three.

"one! two! free!"

by ricemond December 07, 2003

For free

A term added to the end of phrases such as "this sucks" or "this blows" to enhance the suckishness of something. It refers to giving crappy blowjobs at no cost.

Kid 1: Man, I can't fucking stand history at all. This class fucking sucks.

Kid 2: For free dude. For free.

by AustralianDave November 19, 2009

Free Will

An excuse used by Christians to justify God allowing evil and suffering to innocent people. Christians usually use this excuse when they don't have a better argument.

Atheist: How can an all good and loving God allow so many horrible things to happen like cancer, rape, murder, or the Holocaust?

Christian: Hey, God didn't do any of those things pal! He gave us all free will!

Atheist: But if God is all knowing, that means he created us with full knowledge that we will do horrible things. So doesn't that mean we DON'T have free will?

Christian: I... Uh... Um... Hey! Don't question God's infinite plan! Our human simple minds could never comprehend God's intensions!

Atheist: 😑

by GoatLord666 February 10, 2020