forbes magazine

Porn for rich people. An industry magazine where the bourgeoisie elite compare gross figures and share ideas on how to further oppress the proletariat. Often used as a cutting board for cocaine, or rolled up and used to beat the Hispanic maid when she breaks something expensive.

Herbert: "Consuela, did you break my $18,000 crystal statue for Most Racist Employer of 2009?"
Consuela: "Si, senor, lo siento, I --"
*WHACK* *WHACK* *WHACK*
Consuela: "Ay, no!"

Nathan: (reading Forbes Magazine) "I can't wait to use these new marketing techniques to persuade the working class to give me all their money!"
*lays magazine out on table and proceeds to make lines of cocaine with a black American Express card*

by Merriam Chubster December 5, 2013

Fresh Fish

A new prisoner in any prison.

Prisoner 1: "That new white boy in the shower."
Prisoner 2: "Leave him alone, man."
Prisoner 1: "Hell naw! Fresh Fish on the line!"

by Jerremy Deane November 24, 2003

Stay fresh

a phrase said to only the coolest people to acknowledge their coolness and to tell them to stay cool

Ms Fraser, you are the best teacher ever! It's been a great semester! Stay fresh!

by Poli Sci AP 09 May 9, 2009

fresh water jellyfish

Noun;Human male ejaculate floating inside a public shower.

Hey bud, don't step on the endangered fresh water jellyfish swimming in the shower or you'll get a fine.

by jonny5000 June 14, 2009

fresh me up

Give me some; give me something. Usually referring to food but not necessarily.

Will: This shrimp is so bad.
Danny: Hey, lemme try some. Fresh me up, fresh me up.

by dodgerssteelersmanutdpenguins April 14, 2009

Fresh Kill

A woman that a man has recently engaged in sexual intercourse with for the first time.

Eric: Yo Tom, I banged a hot girl last night!
Tom: Oh, really? Was she a fresh kill?
Eric: No, we slept together once before back in college :(
Tom: That's okay. There's nothing wrong with a repeat offender.

by Champ360 September 30, 2011

Fresh from the hamper

When one runs out of clean clothes and is forced to dig around in the hamper in search of clothes that don't smell awful or have stains. You can tell that the clothes are fresh from the hamper when they are wrinkled and smell a little like yeast and moldy growth.

Ariela: See that girl over there? Her Interlochen uniform smells like Febreze... does she smoke?

Sterling: I don't think so... See how wrinkly and sweat stained her blouse is? Her outfit must be fresh from the hamper.

by rainthesnowaway July 22, 2011