Frankenstein

An invention, creation, or idea which quickly spins out of control and becomes a disaster.

That new computer program turned into a real Frankenstein.

by geinman June 13, 2013

Frankenstein

When you're having sex with a guy, and he comes on your stomach, you stick your fingers in his cum and shove your fingers in his ears. The face he makes while your cum covered fingers are I'm his ear will look like Frankenstein.

"Girl I did the Frankenstein on Dan last night. He looked and sounded like the real monster!"

by Aja1619 March 15, 2016

Frankenstein

to frankenstein (verb):
The act of creating something from various, mismatched pieces.

I had to frankenstein this report together from information contained in 18 other spreadsheets.

by KeepRiversClean April 18, 2018

Frankenstein

An extremely overrated, overly wordy and hard-to-read book by Mary Shelley. Could be described as boring considering that pages and pages are spent talking about nothing.

"Everyone said this movie was amazing but it's terrible! I can barely stand to watch it!"

"Yeah, it's such a Frankenstein!"

by banxxi April 22, 2017

Frankenstein

You might be mistaken. Frankenstein is not a sex poaition or some kinky pole dancing move, it's the guy who created The Creature in "Frankenstein," A.K.A., "The Modern Promethius," or however the fuck you spell that diety's name.

Oh, and no, it isn't the name of The Creature.

The Creature's creator's name is Victor Frankenstein.

Look it up if you wanna challenge me, you filthy uncultured pleb.

by I'm not Bob March 10, 2018

Frankenstein

verb. to thoroughly enjoy making something, but then realize you hate what you've made when you finish it.

Dude, I totally Frankensteined that painting I did last week. I might have to yeet that one.

by CertifiedSapphicSimp November 7, 2021

Frankenstein

To find a solution to a problem that uses very convoluted methods.

The Wi-Fi was bad in our basement, so I set up a high power receiver down there, attached it to a router, then connected my work computer to ethernet through a 100 foot cable. Bit of a Frankenstein, but it works!

by AtomicQ April 11, 2022