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franni franken

The wife (since 1976) of Al Franken, a Political Satirist, former SNL writer, Air America radio talk show host and soon to be senator of Minnesota. Her maiden name is Bryson, and she met Al at a College Freshmen mixer. She is also an accomplished chef.
I gave Al a ride home from the office and his wife, Franni Franken, invited me in for a delicious dinner.
by Ryanawesomesauce December 11, 2007
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Ass Franken

Someone who used to be funny but now he's just a big ass!
proof that comedians should stick to comedy
by sad but true April 3, 2004
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Dirty Al Franken

Verb/noun. When you sexually assault someone and think it’s funny.
I can’t believe you dirty Al Frankened when you joked about Roy Moore.
by DirtyAlAndTheBoys December 6, 2017
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fred franken

the act of skeeting in a pale bitches nose with her nose out so some cums out that. u must be eating frankenberry cereal or its not right.
dude 1: Dude i fred franken'd that chick and she sneezed out bubble
dude 2: narley dood
by Masta Shake909090909 November 19, 2010
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Franked Meme

An old meme that is resurrected like Frankenstein's Monster (hence the name, Franked), for the purpose of milking it for the new stale memes that are unfunny, repeated and redundant.
A good example of a Franked meme is Morshu, who used to be a classic good old meme in the times of the Golden Age of Youtube, when memes were better then and YouTube Poops weren't stale, now resurrected by a bunch of 12-year old zoomers and decided it would be funny to milk it to death by making stupid videos.
Sometimes, you gotta face it, an old and dead meme is better being off dead, than being brought back.
Jack: That new Morshu RTX video was so funny, dank and lit, bruh!
John: Really, Jack? Why are you telling me this franked meme again?
by Truths and Facts March 10, 2021
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Frankenstein Penis

A circumcised penis with a scar on the shaft and a gutted frenulum.
Look at the poor guy tug on his mutilated Frankenstein Penis. Glad I’m uncircumcised I hear they don’t get as much pleasure.
by Where is my foreskin May 25, 2020
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Frankenbite

1. A frankenbite allows editors to manufacture "story" efficiently and dramatically by extracting the salient elements of a lengthy, nuanced interview or exchange into a seemingly blunt, revealing confession or argument.

2. In reality television, the process of editing two or more sound bites together to create a different result, to fix grammar, or to change to meaning of a sentence.

Example: Adding "not" to the phrase "I'm here to make friends" results in "I'm not here to make friends".
Please frankenbite that interview so he is speaking in present tense.
by jayjaybird February 20, 2017
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