douche frames

White framed sunglasses.

Look at this idiot wearing his douche frames inside.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

city farmer

A city farmer can be defined as someone who attempts to portray themselves as a farmer, even though they are from the city and have no affiliation with farming. Common behavioural patterns that are often exhibited by city farmers are as follows: Wearing John Deere or Bass Pro Shop merchandise (usually a hat), Boasting about your truck, wearing plad, packing lips (chewing tobacco) e.t.c... This term was coined in Strathroy, Ontario.

Guy 1: Hey man, checkout steve's John Deere hat, he must be a true farmer!
Guy 2: Nah, he's just another city farmer.

by strathroy February 6, 2014

Matthew Foamer

When an individual inserts any number of mentos between 3 and 10 up the rectum and proceeds to buttchug an entire liter of Coca Cola or other carbonated beverage.

Damn that was hot my girlfriend Stella just sent me a video of her doing a Matthew Foamer

by Doctor Bitch Pants November 27, 2021

Mr. Farmer

A man who is destined to rape his students, particularly male. Press on 7th graders of the “thicc” variety mainly.

Dante : that girl over there is pretty hot, I want some

Henry : are you mr. farmers son?

by Mr. Farmer October 15, 2018

mushroom farmer

Somebody who treats people like mushrooms - keeps them in the dark, whilst feeding them shit.

A manager who fails to inform his staff of important details, whilst spewing forth a large quantity of "management speak" such as "at the end of the day, we have to move the goal posts for team productivity, and embrace more bluesky thinking"

by Evil Ed April 22, 2005

farmers blow

Blowing your nose with out a tissue by pushing on one nostril and blowing out the other to get rid of boogers and snot.

When I am out running I don't carry tissue so when I need to blow my nose I just do a farmers blow.

by golfnut23 March 13, 2009

Farmer's Hanky

The act of blowing your nose by a combination of covering one nostril with a finger and clearing the other with a powerful nasal blast of air, for use when a suitable snot receptacle isn't available. Popluar with farmers and footballers and useful in the right situation, but not really acceptable among polite company. Unless you're desperate of course.

Look away love, I'm going to have to do a Farmer's Hanky

by TheWoodsman December 21, 2010