go ye forth and multiply

The only passage in The Good Book that hormone-steeped young studs find of any pleasure.

A lot of Bible verses can be intentionally misinterpreted and then shamelessly used to further a selfish/evil cause or desire; "go ye forth and multiply" is a prime example, since it seemingly justifies a teenage boy's pleas to a chick --- even a pious Christian girl --- that she spread her legs for him, since "God told us to procreate, so you would be disobeying His Word if you refuse me".

by QuacksO April 10, 2019

whip my hair back and forth

an example of how humanity has failed.
formerly a song by Willow Smith.

"omg have you heard that song?"
"which one?"
"I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH JSDHFKJLASHDF"
"-_____-"
yeah.

by kkcarollz October 19, 2010

whip my hair back and forth

You don't care what people say because of the sheer power your hair has against your foes. Haters gonna hate but they can get a real good whipping by your hair or make things feel less boring in your life! Willow makes a perfect example of this by painting people's clothes and walls and making everything less boring in the her school.

Willow's special ability whip my hair back and forth can kill Chuck Norris's beard

by Kudoesz October 24, 2010

one forth your age minus one

1. The rule that states that in order to be a pedophile, the person you are interested in must be at most 1/4 your age minus one. You must also be at least 50 years old for this to apply... other ages have different intervals of pedophilicness

Hank: you, I'm totally in love with that 11 year old

Jenkins: dude... you're like 80

Hank: One forth your age minus one, I could have gone with a 19 year old...

by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009

forth shin

When you go forth about kicking someone in the shin (shin: bottom part of the leg where the calf is) (calf: look it tf up)

*second graders fighting over Sally*
Billy: SHE IS MINE
Will: I’ll forth shin you
Other kids whispering: oh nards he threatened to forth shin Billy

by Goshdarnit July 13, 2018

forth shin

When you go forth about kicking someone in the shin (shin: bottom part of the leg where the calf is) (calf: look it tf up)

*second graders having a fight over Sally*
Billy: SHE IS MINE
Will: I’ll forth shin you.

Billy: *slowly backs away*
Other kids whispering: oh nards he threatened to forth shin billy.

by Goshdarnit July 13, 2018

Pull a Forth

To screw an incredibly easy task up without any opposition ie Craig Forth, former Syracuse baketball player.

"I was watching the basketball game last night and saw the center pull a Forth and miss a layup."

by thehotchkid December 16, 2008