Foolio

A person from Minnesota who is clumsy, socially awkward, slow at getting jokes, and very bad at dancing. They are not dependable and should never be trusted around anything fragile or dangerous.

"No! Don't let the foolio hold it! He's gonna break it!"

"Everybody laughed cause you were dancing like a foolio."

"So, you're from Minnesota?"
"Oh ya, fer sure dontcha know."
"Damn, foolio."

by JackJonJason December 15, 2008

fooling around

The act of partaking in activeties with the opposite sex that may "raise an eyebrow" so to speak

Riding in cars with boys, making out, etc...

by Mike Ockislonger April 8, 2005

foolishest

the most foolish of all

Signing up for an 8am college class is the foolishest thing you can do.

by JtotheNellynSidekickSam November 10, 2003

Foolable

the act of being a fool

I'm not foolable.

When I'm high I am so foolable.

by ellL-Eee December 18, 2008

foodiac

Those who are overly zealous and enthusiastic about eating, cooking, and fine dining.

Tony wouldn't miss Sallie's strawberry-basil croissants. He's such a foodiac.

by Friend of the Foodiac September 20, 2011

Foolius Caesar

An extreme fool, of such a level, that their sheer foolism can be compared to Julius Caesar's fame and power.

Foolius Caesars often believe that Julius Caesar invented Caesar salad, and this is one of the main criteria for someone to be called Foolius Caesar.

Bob: That fool thinks that Julius Caesar invented Caesar Salad!

James: Ha, what a Foolius Caesar!

by Wagwanator December 5, 2012

Folliard Folly

When your woman bends over to pick up an Amazon package and you stick in from behind.

Toatally Folliard Follyed my girl this morning agter that Prime delivery.

by Smackandahug November 2, 2019