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Fooking Legend

Fooking Legend: HEY ITS ME THE PERSON WHO LIVES ON DISCORD! 🙈
by JohnCenasCum January 18, 2021
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fooking wanker

A term used by the god Guenther Steiner uses to describe stupid shitheads that cant do a job correctly,( example mazespin)
a bunch of fooking wankers we have in the team, can't drive a fooking car without s🅱️ining .
by sireemopancake October 13, 2021
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EMPTY FOOKIN NET

When the net is empty, or full, and you manage to score a goal in soccer, hockey, or Rocket League.

Usually to mock the opposing team and intimidate.
Can be used multiple times.
*scores a goal with 3 players defending*
You: EMPTY FOOKIN NET
by SeamedShark June 3, 2018
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zip fookin lob

The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.
by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004
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fookin nob

catchphrase of Rich "da cunt" Fawcett
James: didnt manage to burn that cd for you

Rich: fookin nob
by unknown October 21, 2004
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fookin

fookin is a nick-name that was given to a man from Ohio. He is the leader of a xboxlive clan that is one of the best clans in the world. His gamertag on xboxlive is TDA FOOKIN HC. He is the founder of The Devils Advocates. I heard that he got his name originaly from playing paintball, apparantly he was a one man machine and took out 9 other people. When the players got shot they went back to a neutral zone and stated they got shot by fookin ed. Come to find out this guy is an underground celebrity in no submission fighting around Cleveland and bankrolled some major cash, never losing a fight. People that met him say that he is a funny s.o.b. but they know he could break them in about 5 seconds. Fookin dissapeared from the fighting scene and resurfaced on xboxlive. All I can say is that if you ever talk with him be nice. That is the myth of FOOKIN. In order to earn the definition you have to take it away from the original FOOKIN. Good Luck
by call it the way I see it November 11, 2008
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fookin laser sights

In video games, when a player is using a weapon with laser sights as an attachment and you get shot by that weapon, it isn't uncommon to use the phrase. It is used when you are partially blinded on the screen by the sight, or all you can see is the sight from behind cover.

You can also replace the word fookin with either shitty, op, cancerous..
Player 01: "I just got killed by the douche with fookin laser sights!"

Player 02: "You must be pretty shit then.."
by VapeLordSmoke November 4, 2017
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