homophobia

An irrational fear of going home.
Homophob(ic) one who is reluctant for the evening to end and finally go home and face what is/not there.
Can describe one who is aware that 'home is not where the heart is, but where the tax bill is' and is reluctant to cross that threshold.

"Hey, where are we going now?"

"Whoa, it's 3pm, we've been going solid since yesterday lunch"

"Uhuh, so where are we going now?"

"I diagnose acute homophobia my friend"

"Look a taxi.."

by footfarmer October 5, 2005

Internalized homophobia

An outward projection of homophobia as a coping mechanism for internal conflict with one’s own sexual identity.

Mike pence hates gays because he’s probably gay. #internalized homophobia

by Friskykittytitty January 12, 2019

homophobia

people who are scared of owning a house

do you own a house
"no i have homophobia"

by schmoup May 23, 2023

Nomophobia

The fear of being out of mobile phone contact, hence NO MObile phone contact

Guy 1: Want to go camping in the canyon?
Guy 2: No, I have nomophobia

by dragonson04 June 25, 2010

nomophobia

Fear of being away from a mobile phone.

That guy has serious nomophobia.

by S. Dawg March 31, 2008

comophobia

comophobia is phobia when a person is uncomfortable around dairy products.

Dude! Did you hear Mike has comophobia.
That's so weird.

by zzbet July 20, 2020

flophobia

an infamous stan twitter tiktoker who speaks out the facts and never let thr other flops flop them down. flophobia is close to a permanent ban from tiktok.

"flophobia is retiring soon!?!"
"i didnt know that :("

by supercalifragilisticexpily February 20, 2022