feckwit

useless person, i.e. they are fucking witless.

you are a feckwit, and need a good twating

by bugster July 21, 2003

feck

exactly the same as 'fuck' but so much more fun to use.

originating from Ireland and put to great and hilarious use in the excellent show 'Father Ted', mainly by Father Jack, it is an excellent way to swear, as you can express exactly the same amount of frustration that you would through using 'fuck', but you don't get in trouble - great!

"FECK OFF!"

"feck this, i'm off to the pub"

by parlez February 17, 2005

freckles

Sunkisses or sunspots.

From being in the sun so long she has a lot of freckles

by AllyWally April 4, 2004

Flecked

What “fucked“ auto-corrected itself to in Broke’s phone when she was texting everyone about how Rich set a fire to Jake’s house.

How it’s used in “The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set A Fire)”

BROOKE & (ENSEMBLE)
I'll spread the word! (Woooord!)
That Rich is flecked (Flecked?)
No, I meant fucked
Did I say 'flecked'?
Sorry guys, that's just my auto-correct
(Always be aware of auto-correct!)

by Lienaay December 30, 2018

Freckle-crossed Lovers

Two people who care immensely for each other and due to their matching freckles, must be together.

Sorta like Star-crossed lovers But way cooler

My boyfriend and I are "Freckle-crossed Lovers"

by Emilyrosewhatever March 11, 2013

Feckin Michael

A nosy neighbour who looks through his curtains and people call him "feckin Michael"

Guy- "oh look feckin Michael is looking through his window
Michael-👀

by Feck off Michael April 27, 2019

Freckle Withdrawal

The sense of bewilderment and pain one experiences shortly after parting with their ginger partner and their adorable freckles.

Brian: I miss you.

Katia: Me too it hurts. I’m having a serious freckle withdrawal right now.

by SuperKatGirl October 4, 2021