God's Flashlight

The sun after a long night of much drugs and alchohol. especially when it comes as a surprise that the sun is up all of a sudden.

check it. we is going to party to we see God's Flashlight

by erik f. neumann February 8, 2005

FLESHLIGHT GANG

Fleshlight gang is the name of the fan base for the cum gargling rapper LIL PINK and the most decated member of this cult is Tommy Wengerd.

Join the fleshlight gang today mother fucker or i'm goin eat yo ass.

by LIL PINK March 31, 2019

Flashlight Effect

When a male/female takes a face selfie, and turns on flash which makes the persons face appear better. Blemishes, scars, etc. become transparent

Cassidy: hey dude i met this awesome chick last night on instagram bro
Jack: Stellar! Are you gonna date her?
Cassidy: well, yea-
Malcomn: wait! let me see a picture of her
Cassidy: well you can't really see her face, the picture has a lot of flash
Malcomn: The flashlight effect dude....
Cassidy: rats...

by akunissinuka May 8, 2014

Fleshlight that cries

A current or former tHoT that laments being unable to have a long term relationship.

Sally: I accrued a bodycount of 87 in my twenties, but every time I mention it now I get ghosted by my date.

Bob: Okay, fleshlight that cries.

by Augustisimus July 26, 2022

Italian Fleshlight

When you take two pieces of bread and shove salami in it to make an oval shape and use tomato sauce for lube and fuck it.

I'm horny, lemme grab my Italian Fleshlight!!!

by WhitestKnight January 15, 2020

Milwaukee Fleshlight

The Milwaukee Flesh light requires four people of any gender and one man.

The four people lay down in a cross formation facing inwards towards each other, the four stick their tongues out meeting in the middle.

The fifth man slides underneath the four participants (the name of the position is "The Detroit Stance")and slides their penis in the concoction of tongue, saliva, and love <3

Hey Greg did you hear how Charles got to be in the Detroit Stance of Stacy's Milwaukee Fleshlight?

by Astryn On Steam <3 November 2, 2023

Fishlight

It's like a fleshlight but with a fish pussy.

Matt fully embraced pescetarianism when he started masturbating with a fishlight.

by Cuddleholeenthusiast June 28, 2014