Fluffing your own pole 

When a person tries to make him/herself (usually male) seem better than they are by talking themselves up.

Also known as "fluffing"

Man: "I ran 25 kms last night and did 150 pushups"
Woman: "Stop fluffing your own pole"

Fluffing your own pole by coolcatmoo April 8, 2009

fluffing the sheep 

a phrase meaning masturbating

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!

fluffing the sheep by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008

Fluffing your own pole 

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

Fluffing your own pole by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

Fluffing it up 

When you fart and use your hands to wave the smell towards your nose

I'm fluffing it up to smell what I ate

Fluffing it up by Frankie white August 17, 2016

Fluffing my oats 

When someone or something is getting you all agitated.

Republicans are really fluffing my oats these day's

Fluffing my oats by BigGCount February 23, 2017

Fluffing up the bagel 

Its basically just making your pussy wet and talented for bed

"Are you fluffing up the bagel darling?" My husband that is 6 feet and has a 9 inch dick said

Fluffing up the bagel by 99peopleinaroom September 12, 2020

fluffing the drapes 

When a woman let's a real heater of a fart go and the pressure of tight pants causes air to pass between her labia giving them a little jiggle.

Good lord what was that sound? Just spring cleaning and fluffing the drapes for later big guy.

fluffing the drapes by Marshall362 September 15, 2023